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# Where the elite meet to eat.........Jeremy.
Saw a link to that little starfucker Jeremy, got sick, wiped the puke off my keyboard and got busy goofing on him. Evidently, Jeremy has an unfortunate twin, also named Jeremy. He gets eaten a lot.

www.whoisthateatingjeremy.com

Cheers,

Peebert
(peebert, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:22, archived)
# i admire your dedication to the cause!
i also think you might give jeremy's family the fear, but that's never been an obstacle before
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# ey up lad
'ow do?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# ello!
i'm very well, went to see these crazy peeps this eve, which was absolutely great in all respects! how's you do?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# crikey me!
That guy's a nutter...

Oh I'm not so bad thanks. I don't have much exciting news thought, I'm afraid! I shall be going to bed soon.

Do you MSN? My usual e-mail address applies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# i do (though i'm scared of it half the time!)
just added you, but i fear i should do little but say good night anyway! i'm already slack an hour on the sleepery :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# obligatory
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# and, because there has to be balance
THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST! THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# that's not balanced
its all higgledypiggledy*

*surely a word never intended to be written down if ever there was one
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# hmmmm
well, did YOU make that?
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:25, archived)
# ...
I might have. I black out a lot. It's the homemade laudanum, you see. I think I include a little too much powdered bleach.
(peebert, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:27, archived)
# didn't understand a word of what you just said
which may mean you are speaking utter tosh, or may mean i need to sleep.
therefore i'm going to bed (just in case)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:26, archived)
# If only it were true
*sighs*
one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:29, archived)
# You're just flubbing jealous
and I have to ask this, being a parent...

why do you younger adolescents hate children? Who raised you little turds? Wolves? a Unix-based Cyborg???

I say: Love children because we were all once kids ourselves.

I also say: You can love your children.. just don't LOVE your children... sickos.

/high horse
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# Me and the Moonwalker
I love children. I just like to make fun of other people who love their children. This guy was just BEGGING to be mocked. And I'm no adolescent. I'm a geezer by adolescent standards, so I have something in common with babies in that teenagers don't like us geezers either.
(peebert, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# I'm middle-aged
much like cheese.

I work with alot of 19-20 somethings that hate children, and so I have to ask.

You mean to tell me that if you could do that with your progeny you wouldn't? Seems kind of neat to me... but maybe that is one parent's opinion to another's.

edit: second thing in common.. diapers.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# Sure, it beats deep frying him (slightly)
Yeah, I'd do that with any child I had, but I don't know if I'd commit it to the web. I'd probably also make a funny site about my kid getting brutalized comically. Which is why it's best that my weiner is tied in a square knot. You and me- we're the same. We both put our pedants on one leg at a time. :)
(peebert, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# YAY!
One of these days I shall finish my swf of my son singing "Feliz Navidad" in his sister's dress-up ballerina clothes. Funny as HELL. I torture my chilluns'... in a good way.

FANTA

STICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# calm down!
what's he jealous of? he's just taking the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# If you read carefully kitten...
I'm just pedanting.

I'm as calm as the waning moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# in that case
I don't understand a word of your post, disregard.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)