Science
Physics generally, but I have to teach Biology and Chemistry up to KS3, which I worked out gets to the level of "Plants need water" and "Acids and alkalis go crazy when together".
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:25,
archived)
well kids are smarter these days
teach them how to make methamphetamine
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Well, not quite Will be nice for food,
Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:32,
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