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# Secret agency of typographical errors revealed!
THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:05, archived)
# sorry
'ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)
# hatta sia othingna
esearchersra aveha rovenpa hatta ypingta nia igpa atinla endersra ourya essagema othba ggrivatingaa ota eadra, ndaa imeta onsumingca ota itewra.
(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)
# hahaha
that was hard

/EDIT dont reply unless your gay :-)
/EDIT2 funny joke
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:11, archived)
# that reminds me of an old joke:
Fellow goes to Heaven, St. Peter stops him and says he must answer a question before he can enter. The question: What did Eve first say to Adam.
The fellow thinks, scratches his head..."hmmm, that's a hard one."
"That's right, in you go." says St. Peter
EDIT: ...bastard
(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)
# wait
does that mean that if i reply to your post, i'm gay?

wait a minute . . .
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)
# And isn't it
just so fucking old.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:08, archived)
# well the board is slow
so trying to stir something up
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:10, archived)
# It always is at this time
Liven it up with pictures and stuff, just don't mash.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:12, archived)
# i hate you.
/sob
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:16, archived)
# Hey Rev
congrats on the PGCE course! i'm hoping to do one in further education in september! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:20, archived)
# Nice!
What in?

It's depressing to find I can quit my job of 3+ years and only end up 100 quid worse off a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:22, archived)
# ITC
what about you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:22, archived)
# Science
Physics generally, but I have to teach Biology and Chemistry up to KS3, which I worked out gets to the level of "Plants need water" and "Acids and alkalis go crazy when together".
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)
# hehehehe
so its secondary school education then??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)
# well kids are smarter these days
teach them how to make methamphetamine
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:32, archived)
# hhmm
makes sense, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)
# wtha a loda fo bcollosk
ho, rllyea¿
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:17, archived)
# That's
Gascsolk
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)