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# Quick TJ
True excerpt from a first date

Guy: thats a beautiful tree, huh?
Gal: yes it sure it (sighing dreamily)
Guy: Why dont you go rub your ass on it?

100% fact
Names changed to protect me

/EDIT Animation in progress
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# Oh. You. Cerazy. Guy
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# sigh
ill never be a true "player"
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# i think she's the one that needs protecting

*calls a-team*
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# He tells her to rub her arse on a tree
and you think that makes him a Communist?
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# communists ask those questions as well

i was merely covering all the angles
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# this excites me
endlessly.
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