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# Everybody say hello to Lord Smockington


Emperor Not Bob The Third, and his old war companion Capatin Wobblybollock, invited Archibald McVitie round after hearing about his unfortunate tea dunking incident, who in turn brought along Melon, who does'nt do much at all it has to be said (though just this afternoon he gained a truly woosome cowboy hat), but then Peregrin Percival III cheered them all up by showing off his smoke ring pipe skills, followed by his weird co-worker Gary McTwunt-Foot the 68th, who wanted to show everyone his new big black glass cock, but they all laughed at his latest blue rinse disaster at the hairdressers, however he was cheered up when Lord Smockington came along, wearing his newly created Apron Smock, of which he was very proud.
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# For those of you that have a clue, the names left are as follows:
Toni (formerly known as Tony)
Malcolm Pigstrotter
George
Marmaduke Hussey
Peregrine Worsthorne
Spandexter Rimmington-Flockbiscuit III
Sir Archibald Spongebasket
Auntie Jocasta
Uncle Aethelbert
Adrian Infinitum
Ramasees Niblick The Third, kerplunk kerplunk WHOOPS, where's my thribble
Eric Strokewanger the jousting butcher
Red Buttons
Rip Torn
Dick Trickle
Ralph Lung
Excreta de Winter
Lawrence Belm....errrrr...
Chris Cockbill
Rotating Spazzbucket
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# you forgot
mine - 'rotating spazzbucket'
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# sorted
How could I forget

*rolls eyes and belms*
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# i can't imagine
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# nah!
this = great

the only sad thing is, eventually it'll get too wide for the board :(
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Perhaps they will be below
or above, either underground or in the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# What a brillaint idea!
You sir are a genius
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# yay
you got gary in there!!

i love you!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I know, and he even has a big black glass cock!
Tis a shame about his hair though.

Is he anything liek you imagined? pfffft
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# he has luverly hair

i used to have blue hair as well
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# i likes
Lord Smockington the bestest :)

EDIT - only just noticed, you've got Ramasees Niblick The Third, kerplunk kerplunk WHOOPS, where's my thribble on your list. that was my suggestion

*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Woo lord Smockington
That was my name
(Woo tang clan, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Well now you know what youd of been like if you wore the best'est smocks around!
Glad to fulfill your childhood fantasy *cough*
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# One can only imagine
how my life would be improved if I owned a smock.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# i suggested melon
now i suggest lady post-it, or perhaps post-tit which is like post modern norks

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)