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(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 7:37, archived)
# :)
Soopoib
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 7:40, archived)
# No jumping
No Diving
No Splashing
No Cripping off long turds
No Foreplay
No Learing
No Inflatables
No Furtives (Barred for misbehaviour last season)
No Potato-shopping

Some times its a wonder anybody goes to the pool isn't it?
(MiNK, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 7:57, archived)
# hahaha....
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(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 7:59, archived)
# the one that bemuses me is
"no heavy petting".
i just wonder where exactly petting becomes heavy. they should specify, like "no australian scouts honour" or "all swimmers must keep their fingers cunt-free".
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 8:03, archived)
# Thats the bugger! It was running around at the back of my brain, i knew it was in there, it just wouldn't show itself
You sir, this morning can officialy
Well, at least until the coffee runs out, but your doing better than I am =)
(MiNK, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 8:07, archived)
#
"no flicking of nerve bags"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 8:08, archived)