b3ta.com board
Luckily B3ta sponsors Hebtro want to sell you some fantastic togs, all made in the UK, designed to last and perfect as presents for men or even yourself. BUY SOME TROUSERS
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 306909 (Thread)

# No jumping
No Diving
No Splashing
No Cripping off long turds
No Foreplay
No Learing
No Inflatables
No Furtives (Barred for misbehaviour last season)
No Potato-shopping

Some times its a wonder anybody goes to the pool isn't it?
(MiNK, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 7:57, archived)
# hahaha....
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 7:59, archived)
# the one that bemuses me is
"no heavy petting".
i just wonder where exactly petting becomes heavy. they should specify, like "no australian scouts honour" or "all swimmers must keep their fingers cunt-free".
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 8:03, archived)
# Thats the bugger! It was running around at the back of my brain, i knew it was in there, it just wouldn't show itself
You sir, this morning can officialy
Well, at least until the coffee runs out, but your doing better than I am =)
(MiNK, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 8:07, archived)
#
"no flicking of nerve bags"
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 5 Sep 2002, 8:08, archived)