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# Just heard that Norris McWhirter has just died
:(
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# not Mr guinness record breaker bloke himself


he holds the record for the most world records witnessed by 1 man

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Yes
magnum Bringing you the news since 2004

B3tan shall speak peace onto B3tan

*bong*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Didn't he die years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It would appear not.
Reminds me of that clip that repeatedly got shown on Dennis Norden's It'll Be Alright On The Night X (where X is equal to a number far too high considering it was a shit program it was)

Interviewer: Do you know who Dennis Norden is?

Child: *Pensive expression* Dennis Norden? Isn't he dead?

edit: *Canned laughter*

Bloody well should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# This is very sad
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)