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# Arse-child. Total arse-monkey.
Long-time lurker, first-time poster...

There are good and well-meaning Tories out there; genuinely, there are. This one isn't one of them, has got quite a readership and laughs at a pr0n star who caught HIV. (Scroll to Monday's post)

concom.blogspot.com

Twat. Total sanctimonious twat.

Please remember him, his name and his gorgeous face. He fancies himself as a new PM - its important to let him know how revolting he is.

He's made me so angry that I want people to recognise him and his heinousness.

Twat-face. Arse-biscuit.



EDIT: Bollocks - i didnae notice - he's changed his original post. But then he's been known to edit other people's posts as well...
Google 'Ignorant Lying Brat' for details of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# i spit towards
his probable direction.
(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# --->
over there
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# nah he's over there
*points*
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# *slap*
it's rude to point!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I only pointed 'cause
minus signs won't post.

\curses keyboard
\nurses face
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# next time point with your finger
and please, put it away...
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# How did you know?
\looks around for cameras
(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# 'specially when he poked me in the eye!
and he's definitely not over here, I think he went thattaway.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# *runs thattaway*
*runs off cliff*

*looks down*

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*phlumpf*
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# oh twatmangles
i knew i shouldn't've gone abseiling straight after posting that message, poked in the eye and landed on by an icezebra! guuuuuuh.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# fat cunt too.
Fat Cunt

btw tj: - who did I just see (about 1 hour ago) wearing a b3ta t-shirt in the Watts Building at Brighton Uni?

I wanted to say 'hi cockalorum' or something, but there were girls present.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# He looks like...
...he's wearing make-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# shop him! shop him hard!
i would but i gotta get on with me work now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# mwa hahaa hahah
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# ooh he looks a bit gnops already
*searches for virtual bukkake kit*
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Doesn't really need shopping.
He has all the features that mark him out to be a 'cunt' without the need for help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
# 'Ray.
Email it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)
#
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:22, archived)
# considering the world is spherical, you are correct
but it would be quicker to go t'other way.
(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Twat-face. Arse-biscuit.
oh - I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# *doffs cap*
a member for 2 years, 13 hours, 18 minutes and 29 seconds
has posted 1 messages
has posted 0 answers
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Dedication
Thats what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# "Dedication, that's what you need" Roy Castle told us.
However, what I actually need is an Aston Martin, a long runway and a line of double decker buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Just heard that Norris McWhirter has just died
:(
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# not Mr guinness record breaker bloke himself


he holds the record for the most world records witnessed by 1 man

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Yes
magnum Bringing you the news since 2004

B3tan shall speak peace onto B3tan

*bong*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Didn't he die years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It would appear not.
Reminds me of that clip that repeatedly got shown on Dennis Norden's It'll Be Alright On The Night X (where X is equal to a number far too high considering it was a shit program it was)

Interviewer: Do you know who Dennis Norden is?

Child: *Pensive expression* Dennis Norden? Isn't he dead?

edit: *Canned laughter*

Bloody well should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# This is very sad
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# who did the post with roy castle smoking

with the caption "dedications what you need"

that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I remember it, but not who made it.
As an aside, a good friend of mine once had an msn nickname that read "Roy Castle taught us two things, firstly that you'll never get far playing the trumpet and secondly that you *can* get a good hit from passive smoking."
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# it may have been me

if this is the one you're thinking of.
(Rex Monday, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# was a different one
but both still WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I got
cancer of the ear listening to trumpet music in a cigarette factory


/viz
(steve0, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Bloody hell
we may possibly have a proper uber-lurker here
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# That's some top class lurking
Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# spectacular lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# 1 messages??!!!
What frightfully bad grammar.
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# If you lurk hard enough
You can twist the rules of grammar-space-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# great
now you fixed the gremar

we likes bad gremar here we does
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# In the words of Eddie Izzard
I don't mind people being right wing bastards, as long as they are behind close doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# In the words of me...
...I don't mind people being right wing bastards as long as I get to kick them in the bollocks on an hourly basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# what a grade a twunt!
welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and tuck in. if you feel something humping your leg, it's probably just the fear, whatever you do don't look down
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# "the fea"???
.
(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# R?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:53, archived)
#
down Shep!!!
(Dangermouse., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# bloody hell!
you win supreme lurker of the universe
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I take it you are the opposition
Labour candidate then?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Good Lord, no...
I'm an anti-war free-marketeer... I guess that makes me, er, Ken Clarke.

Bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Hehe.. This'll make him look good...
Recent Referrers
1. B3ta.com
2. PolitX
3. Occupied Country
...

Maybe we get a top referrer from neo-nazi.com for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# there's
this cool firefox extension that just lets you set the referrer to any string.. like goatse.cx,
or kkk.com

(radja, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# hmmm..
*evil plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# also
get the extension to autorefresh pages ;)
(radja, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Well that's not very nice of you.
Plus must surely be glasscock as it was featured in the Guardian's Backbencher email several aeons ago.

You may disagree with the deluded fellow's views, but surely you could, rather than resorting to childing name-calling, formulate some alternative political theories of your own?

/adult response

He does look like a pee-pee head though lol!!111!!onethousandonehundredandelevenpointonerecurring!!!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I know, I know
Thats where I saw it. But, tbf, I thought laughing at this poor girl was the worst thing ever and merited spreading the love.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# That's a GIRL?
Christ on a cunt-filled bike...

It has to be said though, right-wingers are frequently scum, and this comes from someone who used to work for the Tories. (No, I was never a member, and no, I did not agree with their policies then either - not that I agree with Labour's policies either, or many of the Lib Dems' for that matter. This is going on a bit. I'll stop now...)

P.S. Top lurkage! *Doffs cap*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# this is the internet
there is no place here for informed political debate :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# here here
can everyone please act accordingly and just call them childish names
(peewee13, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# YOur a dickwad!!!11oneoneone!!!


Better?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:23, archived)
# plus he doesn't actually laugh at the pr0n star....
he debates that pr0n actors are at higher risk of contracting hiv cos they have more sex...
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# I have to say,
His point was badly made, but if you work in the pr0n industry, regardless of precautions, you must surely have a higher risk of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# I agree.
But the phrase: "I don't accept at all that I was "rejoicing in Schadenfreude". I simply quoted a remarkably stupid phrase. As for her doing "nothing wrong", I'm afraid I'll just have to disagree and say that accepting money to be filmed undergoing double anal-penetration by strangers seems pretty wrong to me!"

I think he means she got what was coming to her. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# "I think he means she got what was coming to her"
2 cocks up her shitter then...
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:10, archived)
# That made me laugh.
Then I felt guilty.

Then I laughed again.

Bugger. I'm a hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Wow !
Major uberlurkage !! Thanks for sharing though, you're right, what an utter utter twat.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# I got as far as
"Ann Coulter has described very well" and realised that since this is impossible, there was no need to read on.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# google-bombed
I believe "Ignorant Lying Brat" brings up a page on his arseyness...

A few more links and we might have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Incidentally, my real name is Chris
But I'm not that Chris
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Hehe
I'm going to link to that site, just so it stays at the top of the page-rank.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Peter Cuthbertson
That am one BUMGAY name indeed!

Sanctimonious right wing twat. At least when I write shit on my website I KNOW nobody will read/agree with/give a fuck about it.

Here, have an anti right wing pearoast.



(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Its all
double-anal penetration jealousy.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# re-engaging cloaking device
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)