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# I think
Jim Davidson should be ground up into a fine paste and then be exploded with 700lbs of dynamite. The resulting rubble and dust should be then flown, in a shiny new spaceship, to Pluto where his mutilated ashes will be left to freeze until the Universe finally implodes to an infinitely dense point.

Too harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# needs to be quicker.
cant hang around 800,000,000,000,000,000,000 years for that.
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# yeah
what did pluto ever do to you?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Pluto
made racist jokes about my grandmother and then
broke into my greenhouse to piss on my runner beans.

I hate Pluto, worst of all the planets.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Even Holst didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# fair enough then
bastard planets, who do they think they are, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)