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# it's only a game show
put up a real good fight

he's gonna be snookering you tonight.
Oh yes.
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Improvement
big improvement
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i love jim davidson.
*punches self in face*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# don't do that.
you'll end up looking more like him.
(No offenc - not to be confused with no_offenc, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# only if
you punch yourself in the face with a bottle of gin every few hours.
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# i already do.
i'm his stunt double at his "saucy" pantomime every year.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# I think
Jim Davidson should be ground up into a fine paste and then be exploded with 700lbs of dynamite. The resulting rubble and dust should be then flown, in a shiny new spaceship, to Pluto where his mutilated ashes will be left to freeze until the Universe finally implodes to an infinitely dense point.

Too harsh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# needs to be quicker.
cant hang around 800,000,000,000,000,000,000 years for that.
(Angle Grinder, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# yeah
what did pluto ever do to you?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# Pluto
made racist jokes about my grandmother and then
broke into my greenhouse to piss on my runner beans.

I hate Pluto, worst of all the planets.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Even Holst didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# fair enough then
bastard planets, who do they think they are, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# He sort of looks like James Hunt now.
Which fits nicely with the appropriate rhyming slang.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# I was thinking Mick Jagger
but I'll give you that
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)