It depends...
is Luke Scottish?
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RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:53,
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Only on alternate Gabsdays
and on the 32nd of March. He likes haggis though. He slices it with his swrod thing.
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Johnny2 Harrumph!,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:55,
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