Genius.You: I do, it's really funny.
Alice: I've never heard of them before.
You: heared of who?
Alice: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: Can't be far off can it?
Alice: What if I said it can?
You: I'd ask for proof.
Alice: What would make you ask for proof ?
You: Because you might be lying.
Alice: Good reason. OK I will try to be lying
You: Is lying not a sin?
Alice: Signs point to yes.
You: Ah... hang on, are you still lying?
Alice: Ah hah. Is that your final answer?
You: I asked first!
Alice: What time is it there?
You: Time for my dinner
Alice: As Einstein said, 'Time is Money.'
You: Time, my friend, is Crispy Pancakes.
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