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# Kitty Attack!
Dog was running around in circles, slobbering; easily amused.

Demonkitten tires of this insipid behavior; hides behind couch, preparing to leap.

In a dazzling display of feline ninja prowess, demonkitten puts the fear of all that is (un)holy into the now-seizing heart of the dog.


*100% fact. Unshopped, photo not altered in any way.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:42, archived)
# yay!
that's stupendous

how'd you catch it?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:43, archived)
# not mine
I can't take credit. My good friend Hilary owns both of these beasts, and she refuses to say how she timed it. I suspect witchery.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:45, archived)
# witchery
satisfies my need to know how it was done
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:22, archived)
# It's not shopped now
but it probably will be soon enough.
It's a great pic!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:45, archived)
# Hello
:)
Your profile says you are very new.
Welcome


(its is the time that lurkers come out of the woodwork? )
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 6:56, archived)
# i hope to be an exemplary b3tan
thank you. I have been a b3ta admirer for a few months now. The admiration built up until it coagulated into a viscous fluid that eats all my snacks and tells me to 'shop things.

(I say 'bee tuhn')
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:01, archived)
# I dont worry about which way I say it
None of the people who know me in real life are b3tans so it does not matter.
I did not belive that 'you will never leave'
stuff until I started to post and found out that its true.
In a few weeks you will not miss things like sunshine and fresh air.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:12, archived)
# Woo!
Your cat looks just like both of my cats! Well not both of them together, that would be silly. But your cat does look like each of my cats.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:02, archived)
# this picture
is what might just keep me through the day
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:03, archived)
# Did you check down and see the
you/garfield pic?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:09, archived)
# yes I did
and it was fabulous and made my morning lovely as well.

I have to go to school now...wish me luck...
*scary music plays*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:13, archived)
# I'm at school already
Well uni.

Have fun, blow up some toilets or some thing.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:15, archived)
# Have fun at school/uni the two of you :P
Have a great day and all that, and be fluffy!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:29, archived)
# Woohoo!
Go kitty!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 7:33, archived)
# The dog is powering up it's laser eyes! Mwhahahahahaha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:04, archived)
# just look at those claws
evil cat.

poor dog.

woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Woo!
Someone should shop that kitten with ninja garb for real flip-out action. I'd do it but the hummus is low this morning.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)