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# ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:29, archived)
# Holy god!
I swear thats my mums cat!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Sweet baby jebus.
I think I went out with her once.

(woo!)

Morning all! (or g'night to N.American chums).
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:35, archived)
# Who?
My mum? You're a braver man than u look! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)
# 'ning/ night
delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)
# 4 words
KILL
IT
HARD!!
WOO

EDIT now some has mentioned Ann I say:
KILL IT HARDER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)
# Ning!

you in exams today?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)
# No
I found out that the practical I normally have on a thursday is cancelled so I'm free all day.
WOO
But I do have a poster meeting at noon.
And how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)
# i is muchly finer thanke
well rested and armed with a piccy to post later.

how's sunny scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)
# Realy nice :)
It is sunny and lovely at present.
It looks like its going to be sunny all day.
Unfortunate side effect...
So far I think I have seen 3 women wearing skirts wider than ther are long.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:51, archived)
# being a bloke i would say that is a good thing

however it depends on who is wearing said belts.
and i also think it's a little too early in the to dress slutty.

but hey, it is scotland
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# Trust me
These women should not.

I personally am looking oh so classy in a pair of too big jeans, a rather raty looking t-shirt (that I'm rather worried about) and blue embroidered trainer things that I got from the kiddie section.

Are you saying that we dress like sluts?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# only those that wear belt's for skirts.

most scot's are alright.

am in jeans, t-shirt (old jedi one) and black suede trainers.

i look classy in this office!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)
# Mine is a grey roca wear one
And I can never remember who is responsible for rocawear.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)
# it's dave

dave looks after the rocawear gear, he also does a nice line in pac-a-mac's and burberry posing pouches.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Argh the thought
Just put Chavs in my brain at this time of the morning.
I'm sure rocawear has something to do with P.diddy or JZ or posh spice or something... its one of those Tshirts that I have no idea how I got it but it was clean this morning so I put it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# i've got one that
say's "screw for the fun of it" on the front, to this day i have no clue where it came from.
but i used to love annoying the local vicar by wearing out when he was around
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# I realised yesterday that I...
had been chatting a guy up, while wearing a Tshirt that said 'Longboard mixed doubles: bonus marks for style and position' on it.
In big yellow letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha
loon
i've given up chatting up women.

i was working at an 18th the other night, and all night i got, "my mate fancies you".

i was very nice back and said thanks, but no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# I
think that it needs a blanket.
to keep it warm / hide its hideous face
(Operand B, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:32, archived)
# Carrier bag...
... some bricks. A lake.

Thats what that one needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)
# Fuck, Ann Widdecombe's lost weight
Woo! Celebrity Fit Club works wonders!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:33, archived)
# Now u mention it ..
... It does look like her!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)
# Its Tony Blackburn's ...

long hidden sister.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)
# that looks like
DWAIN DIBLEY!!!!
(Scribble, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)