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# yeah
frakes is a halfway decent director, i just can't believe he's taken on a
project like that. The last star trek film was bad enough, and i think he did that
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)
# I liked that last trek film
Oh dear.
the one before it was piss tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# nemesis was poor,
just think the storyline itself was weak. not been a good trek film since the borg one (first contact)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I liked the villan
He was shiny.

(Ok so I have more odd reasons for likeing films than anyone else I know)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)
# weirdo

the data being killed off storyline thing was piss weak.

the best bit in the film was the buggy jumping into the back of the shuttlecraft. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Hey!
Yes I might be weird but there is no need to shout it to the whole board.
He was nice and shiny, it was a good outfit that he had.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# "Is it how similar we look alike...
...apart from the broken nose and the scars".

When the film is pointing out blatant stuff like "They don't look alike, apart from being bald", there are problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)
# They picked the actor
Because he was the one that looked most like picard.
Poor bloke.
How would you like to be told that the only reason you got picked was because you loked like Patrick Stewart?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# SORRY

/retracts statement

i would just like to state that Giant Bunny is NOT weird. and even if she was, she doesn't want it spreading around o.k.

will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# Lovely
now I'm off to the shop to get a bacon roll.
Want anything while I'm there?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# bacon and egg roll
with brown sauce please
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# bacon and mushrooms on toast please dear
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Yes, but...
that was ordered by the same Jean-Luc Picard who insists on plastic surgery and respect of the Prime Directive for every away mission to an undeveloped planet, and now, he goes "Fuck that, buggy and lasers for us!"?

Shite, I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# sad
that the franchice, once possessed of high quality has run down to produce some real rubbish films. Lack of writing talent perhaps?

Best get Michael Crichton on the case or Jerry Bruckheimer....
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)
# maybe get some sci-fi novellists together
or summat, listen to fan scripts etc.......

there has to be better scripts out there than whats on offer at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Ace idea!
Get Will on the case, he's a good writer now.

/obscure geeky trekker reference*


*WWDN
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# yeah i've seen that before

one of the best characters ever
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# since when did Parker

look like this?

is that meant to be a huge red eyebrow?

"Parker, is that your real face?"
"No, MiLady"
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)