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# and varicose veins
back ache


and possible pissing yourself
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
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/runs off for a pregnancy check
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# dont forget the possibilty of a nice
breach birth or the oh so fun uterine prolaps
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# makes me wanna rush out and make a baby right this minute*

*probable lie
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# and your teeth rotting
and driving a f*ckin mpv with a f*ckin "baby on board' (or even worse "little person on board") sign in the back

/ as you were
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# wou are a negative armadillo.
Or perhaps "Cynical Armadillo" would suit
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# have to drive through
school run twunts every morning,

in my day we walked to school....on our hands..cos we couldn't afford shoes.....etc
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)