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# choke it
choke it hard



/inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# You'd be amazed how unsatisfying that was.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# bet it won't stop you from doing it again!
Wanking is like Pringles. Taste disgusting, but once you pop, you can't stop.

or something...
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Hiya...
... do me a favour and mail me? I've *temporarily misplaced* your email! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# well, ok
but you owe me BIG TIME!
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Thank youuuu!
I will be a subserviant chicken for the night if you wish*.


* Won't.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# what if
I asked nicely?
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Then I may reconsider.
*Goes and finds garters and stockings and such to look the part*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# Purleeeeease
be my subservient chicken!
My last one died on me.

don't make 'em like they used to
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# I recommend stopping
when bleeding starts.

FACT taken from 1001 Mastabatory Tips for Kids- out now at all good booksellers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# (:
wise wise words
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# starts?!
Oh crap, I thought that was normal!!

/faints
(the funky gibbon, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)