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# Ning

This is an accurate representation of how I owe three bits of coursework, and have no ideas. Feel free to do them for me :)
My poooooor student brain.
How's b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:35, archived)
# 'ning all!
Woo! Nice piccure. I heart it.
edit: Whats the coursework on?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)
# engerish, and frainglais
English is 300000000000000 (thousand) words thing on the experiences of the soldiers in birdsong and catch 22, and french is a piece on la haine and a thing on immigration. 75 words (currently) needs to be 750.
I can see my self failing this year, and becoming a full time art-bum.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:49, archived)
# Oooh,
I had to do Catch 22. I can't remember a word of what I wrote (eep! 10 years ago. Blimey) so unfortunately, I can't be of much use.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:53, archived)
# La Haine?
As in the film? With Mathieu Kassovitz? I thought it were great.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# three thousand words on catch-22
at least 1000 of that can be quotations from the text. there, I've cut your work by a third.
(gaz top's pop shop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)
# haha
and then 1000 from birdsong.... Bargain!
Fuck it, I'll just use quotations to form the entire body of the piece. My teacher DID say you can never use too many.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)
# I got to choose the book for one of my pieces
I picked Dependence Day by Rob Newman, forgetting it had a chapter on (checks w.a.s.'s profile, remembers in process of being cleared to do a PGCE) a erm, act that one the characters liked to perform with women he liked a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)
# hehe
oopsie.
rargh, I'm nearly 18. When I'm 18, the workd has to take me seriously, you know. That, and I can buy porn.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)
# your coursework will be done...
£5 a page

(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)
# it's a deal!
At that bargain price... I can have twice what I've written, and it'd still only be £2.50
You wanna do the english, or the french :)?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)
# Hes
gonna take your money...then run.
(Eywood, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# i can't
speak french so it would have to be English.

then run...
(Horny bugger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# :( leaving me with
No monies, no work, and no chutzpah.
Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)
# I know
how u feel, I've been asked to do coureswork over the weekend (checky cnut)
(Eywood, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Know how you feel.
I'm low on hummus and might have to do work today. Damn my artistic block.

" don't much care for Boring people, bad music,and spelling mistakes."
Picked the wrong site, really, didn't ya? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)
# depends if you find
the delightful oddness and ecclectic combined tastes of b3ta, really.
as a rule, you're allthe most delightful nutters I've never spoken too.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)
# is that space
or spice?

anyway,
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)
# thats the wooest thing ever
*snibble*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:50, archived)