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One Million Years BC What with all the running around in furs and grunting at each other it appears that people didn't have time to document their lives in mindnumbing detail back in prehistoric times. Christ, they didn't even have blogs! So, using the power of photoshop and your sordid imaginations, show us what life was like back then on the messageboard.
they're getting very creative with the captions
Dance Tony Dance ! Now with disco lights and Pan's People !!!
(Beau Bo d'Or, Sun 9 May, 16:09, More)
Now he just had to invent fire.
My Gallery
(Slim, Sun 9 May, 16:07, More)
"We're gunna need a bigger cat..."
Edit: YAAAAAY..My life's work is complete! An FP!! Thanks you guyyyssss!!!!!
(Bunni_Boi, Sun 9 May, 15:23, More)
"we have one purpose here on earth... to seek and annoy"
(The Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 May, 11:45, More)
Indiana Green
Click the piccy for TLW goodness
(koit, Sun 9 May, 10:42, More)
spiders can be fluffy too...
last one for tonight i think... should be in bed by now...
::my site :: spidy's id card ::
(eclectech, Sun 9 May, 3:31, More)
There's always one ingredient you can't get in the supermarket
(mrbongo, Sun 9 May, 0:58, More)
Benny Rumsfeld
edit: w000t FP, just when i was losing hope
(hugo-a-gogo, Fri 7 May, 22:05, More)
The famous Wiltshire skyline would never look the same again after...
FP! Only just noticed! Hehe, cheers.
(Happy Shopper, Fri 7 May, 12:13, More)
Osama bin Laden places a bounty on Kofi Annan's head
This is my first FP so I'd like to say a few thank yous to my parents, the people of New Zealand and my employers for not keeping me too busy.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Fri 7 May, 10:46, More)
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Newsletter 134 is out complete with beautiful matchstick animations, double entendre travel reviews and a whole lot of poo. Go read it in all its lovely goodness right now.
found by rob
8bit nostalgia pop video - Did you use a Sinclair Spectrum in the 1980s? Then you have to see this flash video. BTW: Normally we'd wait for the newsletter before sticking this out, but we're too excited to hold back.
found by rob
PacManhattan. Play real-life PacMan on New York's streets this weekend - brought to you though the magic of mobile phones, Wi-Fi internet and custom software.
found by Fraser
B3ta Newsletter 133 - out now. Woo. Featuring a bloke getting waxed (ladies - you need to see this), another bloke fucking a Range Rover, and new stuff from Weebl with some chap with ginger hair being shot. Huzzah. This is better than sex with crack whores.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 132 - huzzah. What could be better than a big fat newsletter on a Friday? Join us. Click the links. You'll never turn back.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter 131 - out now - featuring bukkake and skateboarding dogs. Huzzah. Oooh and as a little experiment you can talk about this weeks newsletter on this thread on our board.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter - Easter Special - fucking ace. We've got a packed newsletter this week. There's absolutely genius stuff from Koit, a great video of a bottle bomb, dragon cocks & fake blob for tranny-men. Read it. It'll do you good.
found by rob
Download B3ta Radio - Rathergood Special - each week we do a cheeky hours radio in London. Many of you can't hear it - which makes us sad. Anyway as an experiment we've stuck up an MP3 of the show as a bit torrent. Hopefully that means you'll be able to download it and listen. We've picked a recent show that we enjoyed a lot - the day we invited Joel & Alex from Rathergood in to sing their classic songs such as Giant Bee and We Like The Moon.
found by rob
Watch B3ta TV - instead of making a texty newsletter this week, we've made it as a TV show. Download it and watch it in your own time. Normal service will resume next week.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter 128 - out now - read it.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 127 out now. It's simply the best, better than all the rest. It's got the most obscene cartoon ever. It's got dead nuns. It's great.
found by Fraser
B3ta Newsletter Issue 126 is out now, and I've pitched a tent in my trousers. It's really that good, the most fun you can have without taking your pants off.
found by Fraser
Hooray! Look! New icons. Ok kids. Here's a quick lesson in web economics. Our site costs money to run. We shift nearly two terabytes of data a month and this costs cash - therefore we ask our sites users and fans to send us money to pay for it. We don't take a penny from this cash for our time - all the money is spent on bandwidth. If you donate and use the message board you get to own a lovely exclusive icon too. So c'mon. Donate. B3ta needs you.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 125 is out, and it's better than sex. It's really fucking top notch this week. Your brain will explode from it's utter aceness.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 124 - out now - featuring a rapping cactus, a floppy broken arm and what to do when someone nicks your lighter. (break their arm with a cactus, it seems)
found by chthonic
Special Image Challenge British comedian/campaigner Mark Thomas is putting on an exhibition in London of lost images from the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin. Coke were closely involved with the Nazi government, even developing Fanta for the German market. Unable to track down photographs of Coke's sponsorship of Hitler's Aryan sports-fest,* he's had to turn to the likes of us for material.
See his page www.mtcp.co.uk/coca-cola/ for more details.
*for some reason, they've gone missing.
found by chthonic
B3ta Newsletter Issue 123 - out now - fuck me ragged with a 12 foot cactus. It's only the pissing newsletter. Late but tumescent with treats. Read it or get AIDS.
found by rob
Basement Golf. Add to the value of your property by adding an indoor crazy golf course.
found by Fraser
B3ta Newsletter Issue 122, out now. What's more, it's bloody magnificent; it's got a pyramid made from teabags, a dwarf with a mullet, and Rathergood's massive cock. Simply unstoppable.
found by Fraser
I Love Death. Life is shit and then you die, a theme beautifully animated and set to music using the medium of Flash.
found by Fraser
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B3TA : WE LOVE THE WEB
WriteB3taLogo(1,0);
B3TA CHALLENGE
One Million Years BC What with all the running around in furs and grunting at each other it appears that people didn't have time to document their lives in mindnumbing detail back in prehistoric times. Christ, they didn't even have blogs! So, using the power of photoshop and your sordid imaginations, show us what life was like back then on the messageboard.
they're getting very creative with the captions
Dance Tony Dance ! Now with disco lights and Pan's People !!!
(Beau Bo d'Or, Sun 9 May, 16:09, More)
Now he just had to invent fire.
My Gallery(Slim, Sun 9 May, 16:07, More)
"We're gunna need a bigger cat..."
(Bunni_Boi, Sun 9 May, 15:23, More)
"we have one purpose here on earth... to seek and annoy"
(The Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 May, 11:45, More)
Indiana Green
Click the piccy for TLW goodness
(koit, Sun 9 May, 10:42, More)
spiders can be fluffy too...
last one for tonight i think... should be in bed by now...
::my site :: spidy's id card ::
(eclectech, Sun 9 May, 3:31, More)
There's always one ingredient you can't get in the supermarket
(mrbongo, Sun 9 May, 0:58, More)
Benny Rumsfeld
edit: w000t FP, just when i was losing hope
(hugo-a-gogo, Fri 7 May, 22:05, More)
The famous Wiltshire skyline would never look the same again after...
FP! Only just noticed! Hehe, cheers.
(Happy Shopper, Fri 7 May, 12:13, More)
Osama bin Laden places a bounty on Kofi Annan's head
This is my first FP so I'd like to say a few thank yous to my parents, the people of New Zealand and my employers for not keeping me too busy.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Fri 7 May, 10:46, More)
Newsletter 134 is out complete with beautiful matchstick animations, double entendre travel reviews and a whole lot of poo. Go read it in all its lovely goodness right now.
found by rob
8bit nostalgia pop video - Did you use a Sinclair Spectrum in the 1980s? Then you have to see this flash video. BTW: Normally we'd wait for the newsletter before sticking this out, but we're too excited to hold back.
found by rob
PacManhattan. Play real-life PacMan on New York's streets this weekend - brought to you though the magic of mobile phones, Wi-Fi internet and custom software.
found by Fraser
B3ta Newsletter 133 - out now. Woo. Featuring a bloke getting waxed (ladies - you need to see this), another bloke fucking a Range Rover, and new stuff from Weebl with some chap with ginger hair being shot. Huzzah. This is better than sex with crack whores.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 132 - huzzah. What could be better than a big fat newsletter on a Friday? Join us. Click the links. You'll never turn back.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter 131 - out now - featuring bukkake and skateboarding dogs. Huzzah. Oooh and as a little experiment you can talk about this weeks newsletter on this thread on our board.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter - Easter Special - fucking ace. We've got a packed newsletter this week. There's absolutely genius stuff from Koit, a great video of a bottle bomb, dragon cocks & fake blob for tranny-men. Read it. It'll do you good.
found by rob
Download B3ta Radio - Rathergood Special - each week we do a cheeky hours radio in London. Many of you can't hear it - which makes us sad. Anyway as an experiment we've stuck up an MP3 of the show as a bit torrent. Hopefully that means you'll be able to download it and listen. We've picked a recent show that we enjoyed a lot - the day we invited Joel & Alex from Rathergood in to sing their classic songs such as Giant Bee and We Like The Moon.
found by rob
Watch B3ta TV - instead of making a texty newsletter this week, we've made it as a TV show. Download it and watch it in your own time. Normal service will resume next week.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter 128 - out now - read it.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 127 out now. It's simply the best, better than all the rest. It's got the most obscene cartoon ever. It's got dead nuns. It's great.
found by Fraser
B3ta Newsletter Issue 126 is out now, and I've pitched a tent in my trousers. It's really that good, the most fun you can have without taking your pants off.
found by Fraser
Hooray! Look! New icons. Ok kids. Here's a quick lesson in web economics. Our site costs money to run. We shift nearly two terabytes of data a month and this costs cash - therefore we ask our sites users and fans to send us money to pay for it. We don't take a penny from this cash for our time - all the money is spent on bandwidth. If you donate and use the message board you get to own a lovely exclusive icon too. So c'mon. Donate. B3ta needs you.found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 125 is out, and it's better than sex. It's really fucking top notch this week. Your brain will explode from it's utter aceness.
found by rob
B3ta Newsletter Issue 124 - out now - featuring a rapping cactus, a floppy broken arm and what to do when someone nicks your lighter. (break their arm with a cactus, it seems)
found by chthonic
Special Image Challenge British comedian/campaigner Mark Thomas is putting on an exhibition in London of lost images from the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin. Coke were closely involved with the Nazi government, even developing Fanta for the German market. Unable to track down photographs of Coke's sponsorship of Hitler's Aryan sports-fest,* he's had to turn to the likes of us for material.
See his page www.mtcp.co.uk/coca-cola/ for more details.
*for some reason, they've gone missing.
found by chthonic
B3ta Newsletter Issue 123 - out now - fuck me ragged with a 12 foot cactus. It's only the pissing newsletter. Late but tumescent with treats. Read it or get AIDS.
found by rob
Basement Golf. Add to the value of your property by adding an indoor crazy golf course.
found by Fraser
B3ta Newsletter Issue 122, out now. What's more, it's bloody magnificent; it's got a pyramid made from teabags, a dwarf with a mullet, and Rathergood's massive cock. Simply unstoppable.
found by Fraser
I Love Death. Life is shit and then you die, a theme beautifully animated and set to music using the medium of Flash.
found by Fraser
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