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# she's back...

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)
# He had
no chance...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# woo!
and may I be controversial and say Woo to Traffic Wardens too!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Yes you may.
Anyone stupid enough to park in a restricted spot deserves all the fines they get. Just get the bus, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)
# And try not to give off
weirdo attracting vibes whilst on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# or give off extreme weirdo vibes yourself
get two seats to yourself then
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# But but but
I don't smell of wee wee. I don't think I'd be convincing enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# if anyone sits next to you just stare at them and then slowly lean towards them and start sniffing them
if that doesnt work ask if you can lick their eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
#
/takes notes from the expert
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# *sniff sniff*
you have lovely eyes, what polish do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# comb your hair with a kipper, get a kagool
and wear two different shoes. My recipe for success
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# I think anyone who complains about their parking ticket (unless they have a legitimate reason i.e. they're disabled or the lines cant be seen)
should be made to take a simple English Test

Explain in no more than 200 words the phrase: No parking at any time
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# haha
the second traffic warden on the grassy knowle......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# ahem
knowle*
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# don't know what your talking about dear
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
#
/ hangs by ankles from Book Depository window
(Smudger, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)