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# i'm using random vegetables and a lot of oxo...
here's my song:

from milton keynes to the isle of wight,
there's something special in the oven tonight.
from manchester to berwick town,
the smell of mince meat going brown.

it's shepherd's pie day today,
so settle down after work,
when mum cuts you a slice, shout yay!
and when you've finished it, burp.

not very good, but pretty spontaneous...
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:23, archived)
# That's fantastic!
I laughed lots, and narrowly avoided spilling my wine.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Fantastic
It has to be sung as a soul music type thing, Issac Hayes / Edwin Starr stylee
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Yay!
Although I'd simply
like to add
I'm not a mum
In fact, a dad!

[and my shepherds pie wot I made was yummy]
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:40, archived)
# 'twas merely an artistic device (or lack of).
alas, my mum isn't likely to serve me anything over 400 miles away. well she can, but i won't eat it, on account of my cruelly non-telescopic mouth being unable to reach the plate from such a distance.
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Better than
an autistic device any day...

I wonder what an autistic device looks like *ponder*
(, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:50, archived)