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# Just so you know
I was so inspired by the board that I'm going to stick a shepherds pie in the oven now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:09, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Hoorah
We need a uplifting 'Shepheards Pie Sweeping All over the Land' type song to sing, resulting in a coast to coast party of mince cooking and potato mashing. Veggies can use TVP, before you all harp on, and call 'Industrial Soya Protein Engineers Pie'
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:16, archived)
# i'm using random vegetables and a lot of oxo...
here's my song:

from milton keynes to the isle of wight,
there's something special in the oven tonight.
from manchester to berwick town,
the smell of mince meat going brown.

it's shepherd's pie day today,
so settle down after work,
when mum cuts you a slice, shout yay!
and when you've finished it, burp.

not very good, but pretty spontaneous...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:23, archived)
# That's fantastic!
I laughed lots, and narrowly avoided spilling my wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Fantastic
It has to be sung as a soul music type thing, Issac Hayes / Edwin Starr stylee
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Yay!
Although I'd simply
like to add
I'm not a mum
In fact, a dad!

[and my shepherds pie wot I made was yummy]
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:40, archived)
# 'twas merely an artistic device (or lack of).
alas, my mum isn't likely to serve me anything over 400 miles away. well she can, but i won't eat it, on account of my cruelly non-telescopic mouth being unable to reach the plate from such a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Better than
an autistic device any day...

I wonder what an autistic device looks like *ponder*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Hmmmm..
A microwave shepards pie somehow found its way into my freezer a few weeks ago.
I guess this is some kind of sign telling me to actually eat the damn thing.

ick.. here goes. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Go for it
You'll be alright we are all with you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Well...
That was almost edible, at least until I got past the mashed potato.

I think I'll throw the rest away and improve tonight's culinary experience with a Pot Noodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:45, archived)
# We
have a spare one in the fridge if you'd like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:53, archived)
# What?
A pot noodle or a shepards pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:09, archived)
# Shepherds pie
Pot noodle's in the larder
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Nah..
Had enough shepards pie for one day. And enough of that particular make for life.
I think the pot noodle wins on taste and nutritional value, but that's only cos if you eat the plastic cup as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:25, archived)
# We've
gone on to crisps now, but supplies are dangerously low.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:37, archived)
# mmmmn,.. crisps
Just bought 24 earlier today. Tesco's is your friend.

It's gonna be a night of crisps and beer and probably more silly CDs if I can actually think of anything worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Ouchy the Clown

mmm.. pickle
(minoltion, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 17:38, archived)
# Whatever happened to..
Marmite flavour Mini Cheddars?

They were great, and you can't get them any more *pout*
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 18:08, archived)
# Which other tradespeople have their own Pies?
I know fishermen do, what about Lorry Drivers or Postmen or even Graphic Designers. They need their own pies other wise they'll surely starve to death.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:42, archived)