I've never been to Butlins.
I once went to one of those kids' club things on holiday when I was about 6 or 7. I got bored after 30 minutes and left. My mum yelled at them because I just walked off back to our room and they didn't notice.
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goat thinks you're shit,
Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:37,
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Butlin's is like that,
only you get bored quicker.
And you can't leave.
Ever!
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the funky gibbon,
Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:40,
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When you drive past...
... it's like Auschwitz. Seeing all the kids staring out in pain, and the adults saying 'Come along, come along, it's really fun here!'. Butlins... I think... is for Chav families who've come into the money.
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CaroWallis,
Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:42,
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