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[challenge entry] Who says that the Capitalists won the cold war anyway?

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# true

hello you

how be james fella?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# He is recovering and restless to get out of bed
they don't have a physiotherapist over the weekend so if all goes well he may be out tommorrow or sometime midweek.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# good
glad to here it

have no clue who he is, but give him my regards and pack a suitcase
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# He's my life-partner (I call him hubby but we don't believe in marriage)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)
# i don't like marriage either

which is why is getting divorced ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Mutual divorce I hope
the other type can get very messy.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# semi mutual

her idea. i'm just going along with it. saves arguements
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Oh I am sorry
I hope you didn't think I was making light of your situation. You will bounce back. From the way you come across you're a very nice man, a very very nice man - to quote an old tv advert.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# oh i've already bounced back

and don't be sorry, i'm the first to take the piss out of the situation.

and i am a nice man, i think

/puts down binoculars
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# Is your monitior a very long way off?
=)
*starts drawing curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# my monitor is in manchester

but where am i........
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# "you're a very nice man, a very very nice man"
a very very nice man in the country?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# he lives in a house a very big house

in the country............
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# heh...
I was gonna put a sign on that exact section of fence.

W/Y/H
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# woo
any parent who sends their kid to Butlin's deserves to be shot.
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Evenin' mister.
I live near the height of Butlinsness.
Skegness.
But not that near... nearer Lincoln. Thank God.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Best chips I ever tasted
when I was in Skegness once.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Out of interest...
... does your username refer to Celebdaq?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Yes indeedy
do you play?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# I do.
Not very well though. Only two million at the mo and all shares in Beckham.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# I've got 40000ish of him
I'm about to be reset, just topped my third million. Todays chart position 43335
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# My stats (no, not those!)
DAVID BECKHAM - 9353 SHARES
TOTAL WORTH - £154142.26
TODAY'S CHART - POSITION 63565
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Evenin' missus.
just the name Skegness seems to be a cross between skank and smeg. What were they thinking?!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# The locals call it...
... Steggy Skeggy. Or Stegness. Or 'The Place'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# The Place? Hmm...
maybe that's what the Talking Heads song 'This must be the Place' is about.
Curious.
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Yes, and where Meat Loaf* sings about in IWDATFL(BIWDT)
"Will you help get me right out of this Godforsaken town?"

*Technically the person who sings it is his lady-friend.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Technically, Meatloaf is not a person.
Hate to love you and leave you, but I'm going down the pub. Ta ra chuck!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# I've never been to Butlins.
I once went to one of those kids' club things on holiday when I was about 6 or 7. I got bored after 30 minutes and left. My mum yelled at them because I just walked off back to our room and they didn't notice.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Butlin's is like that,
only you get bored quicker.
And you can't leave.
Ever!
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# When you drive past...
... it's like Auschwitz. Seeing all the kids staring out in pain, and the adults saying 'Come along, come along, it's really fun here!'. Butlins... I think... is for Chav families who've come into the money.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
(peewee13, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)
# Swing low, sweet chariot...
(the funky gibbon, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)