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# We used to a know a guy nicknamed 'the Lesbian Corrector'
...although the second part of his nickname went...'with the king prawn cock.'

Just thought I'd share that with you.

Sorry.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Is that..
.. a cock teh size of a king prawn or a cock the size of a king prawns cock?
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Don't know.
Perhaps it was shaped like yon majestic crustacean?
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# nice..
.. would be handy for holding pencils when yuo aint drawing then...
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# True...
...if its little prawny legs worked.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Would also..
.. be good for tickling the ladies fancy..... I said FANCY!
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Yes...
...but then there's the risk of accidentally depositing roe.

And the smell.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# well if one of you smells like fish
no reason why the other shouldnt smell of crustacean, dont you think?
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Very communal...
...comrade. Collectivised poisson-isation. The party applauds your efforts.

Now off to the gulags with you.

:)
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Sounds like
John Grishams next book.
(, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)