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# i heard...
a woman once died and a post mortem revealed that she had three different samples of semen in her belly... it turned out to be from the blokes that ran the indian takeway she had got food from... they had each taken it in turns to fuck a chicken used in her dinner....*


*probably bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# possibly not.
I just searched snopes for 'chicken fucker' and drew a blank
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# yer...
cos if they fucked it raw the cooking would have kileld the spunk and if they fucked it cooked their nobs would have burned off.
(Davebloke, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# expert advice?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# and..
you don't die from swallowing spunk*

*erm, apparently..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# I wish i were at work and could send you my animation
You remember some months ago there was a friday comp about 'what if urban myths were real' or something - well, the one i animated was on a variation of that story. It's all bullshit, of course, as you suggest.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# wouldnt be so sure
my sister used to be a Enviromental health officer, and she investigated worse things than spunk in food.
Well, actually, she investigated that too. But worse stuff as well.

I imagine the death is a bit of an exaggeration though
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)