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# well,..
.. now you come to mention it, right now I don't have anything better to than splice the head of a Zebra into a picture of your car. On what grounds could you sue? Being stupid, guilty as charged.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# What charges?
What about Libel and Slander for a start, followed up with a large helping of defamation of Character with a side serving of Being Idiots.

How does that suit you?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:49, archived)
# still
don't believe it's you - but calling us 'idiots' is no more slanderous than what we've said.

By the way - your classic movie quotes -
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
Commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions,
loyal servant of the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a murdered son,
Husband to a murdered wife,
And I will have my vengeance,
In this life or the next."

Did you come out of the cinema and say what a good line it is?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I am guilty
...of finding your website funny. If you want to sue you will need:

1) To distribute a meaningful copyright document from your website
2) A series of legally binding caveats distributed at the start of your site before anyone views any content whatsover
3) A decent case.

I will take it on for £1200 per day. That's my rate for suing myself.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# ,...
Well there is no libel or slander in what has been said or done on this site. Perhaps a little defimation of character,.. if you think that 6 year kids are being defamitory when they say another 6 year old smells of wee-wee.

Tell you what, you line up behind osama bin laden, the american people, penguins, kittys and polar bears for your shot at b3ta.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Ignore him.
Hes a tit, he used to spend all day drilling holes into my bedroom wall and he used to keep me awake at night with his loud, prolonged masturbation sessions.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Libel and Slander
I'm still not impressed with this very rude fake me. Why would I want to sue someone for Slander? Don't I know that Slander is spoken not written? How stupid does he think I am (not as stupid as HIM you might say)? And why would the REAL me (that is, me) care if people want to call me silly and sad? What difference does it make to me, I wonder?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)