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# Dont you have anything better to do
Than to make fun of someone who is just trying to make something of their life?

You people make me sick, I have contacted my lawyer and will be starting proceedings against you.

You have been warned.
(Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:42, archived)
# Which parts
upset you the most? I'm just curious :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:44, archived)
# don't believe it
prove it's you
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:46, archived)
# yeah
slag us off on your scrolly index page and then we'll know...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# It's definitely him
Honest
(Andrew Washingtons Lawyers Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:50, archived)
# Dear all
An impostor has recently come onto this site and pretended to be me. I resent the implication that I am him and that, by extension, he is me. He is easily distinguishable from the real me as he is rude and brusque whereas I am real. I would like to ask you to stop making fun of the real me, although I understand that boys and girls will be boys and girls and I'm sure I remember having a few japes when I was younger, but never anything so bad as impersonating a person who I am not.

Thank you for your many hits and I hope you enjoy my site, whatever you might pretend you think of it.
(The-REAL-Andrew-Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# If this is the real Andrew Washington..
Then I take it all back. He is a nice person, and I salute him.
(Andrew Washingtons Lawyers Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)
# ,...
If it's true I'm with you.
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 10:00, archived)
# What?
Who are you, impostor?
My name is copyrighted, did you not read the legal notice on my page, none of you were allowed to visit, that makes you all guilty of Trespass and/or breaking and entering.
(I_Cant_Believe_Its_Not_Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Run Tina Run!


Uh oh he has a lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Look what you've done!
You've upset him now!

Mind you, anyone who uses those fucking annoying floating images on their website deserves whatever they get :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:45, archived)
# Oy
Stoppit! Now.
(Andrew_Washington's_Lawyer, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Everyone stop!
Angry Rug
He's got a rug and he's not afraid to use it!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:57, archived)
# well,..
.. now you come to mention it, right now I don't have anything better to than splice the head of a Zebra into a picture of your car. On what grounds could you sue? Being stupid, guilty as charged.
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:47, archived)
# What charges?
What about Libel and Slander for a start, followed up with a large helping of defamation of Character with a side serving of Being Idiots.

How does that suit you?
(Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:49, archived)
# still
don't believe it's you - but calling us 'idiots' is no more slanderous than what we've said.

By the way - your classic movie quotes -
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
Commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions,
loyal servant of the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a murdered son,
Husband to a murdered wife,
And I will have my vengeance,
In this life or the next."

Did you come out of the cinema and say what a good line it is?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I am guilty
...of finding your website funny. If you want to sue you will need:

1) To distribute a meaningful copyright document from your website
2) A series of legally binding caveats distributed at the start of your site before anyone views any content whatsover
3) A decent case.

I will take it on for £1200 per day. That's my rate for suing myself.
(Andrew Washingtons Lawyers Mum, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# ,...
Well there is no libel or slander in what has been said or done on this site. Perhaps a little defimation of character,.. if you think that 6 year kids are being defamitory when they say another 6 year old smells of wee-wee.

Tell you what, you line up behind osama bin laden, the american people, penguins, kittys and polar bears for your shot at b3ta.
(HoTWire, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Ignore him.
Hes a tit, he used to spend all day drilling holes into my bedroom wall and he used to keep me awake at night with his loud, prolonged masturbation sessions.
(Andrew_Washingtons_Ex_Lodger_,_Tina, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:56, archived)
# Libel and Slander
I'm still not impressed with this very rude fake me. Why would I want to sue someone for Slander? Don't I know that Slander is spoken not written? How stupid does he think I am (not as stupid as HIM you might say)? And why would the REAL me (that is, me) care if people want to call me silly and sad? What difference does it make to me, I wonder?
(The_REAL_Andrew_Washington, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Ooohhhh
let me fetch my....



It's not fair Ohhh I'm telling my lawyer on you cos you were mean to me.



(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah, I do.......
...but I can't be arsed. Here's your nan...


(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 12 Mar 2002, 10:42, archived)