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# *whimper*
I have no idea if it's even safe to eat take away food, knowing how dodgy takeaways can be.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:26, archived)
# How about I send you over
A BJ's Super chip

as a big hello from NI
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:30, archived)
# *drool*
I keep telling Dog about those. I'd kill for one of them now :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# hmmm
if you can jump really high you might clear the irish sea, and i shall treat you to as many garvy curry and super chips as you require

no killing required
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Do you have Abra Kebebra?
I love concept kebab shops (best of all the fast-food carry outs)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
# I ate at Abra Kebabra in Dublin.
Fantastic kebabs.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# thats probably because you pregnant
thy always get bigger when your pregnant



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Thre are some hanging around somewhere
but i'm not a fan of spicy food so kebebs never really been top iof the list for me
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Kebabs, even.
Abra Kebabra.

*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:37, archived)
# the microwave is your friend
so it the 2-pint size gaviscon.

check with the resturant and see if they use proper stuff.
if they do, they should be proud and say so.
If not they will squirm and you can avoid them...

/ex-chef
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:31, archived)
# What do you mean by 'proper stuff'?
What should I ask them?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:32, archived)
#
fresh ingredients, clean kitchen
food cooked to order, not re-heated
no artificial colours/flavours

Can they gurantee the quality of the suppliers?
don't forget the hygene certificate.
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:34, archived)
# That's all a bit complicated
when you're pissed and all you want a bit of dead animal with some lava sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:36, archived)
# true, but youre not pregnant*
so can afford to be less-than-totally-carefull



*I assume this to be true.***

***can arrange for this to change if you require...
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:38, archived)
# 100% of fact.
And staying that way.

I'd just leave 'em in the pub or something.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Wed 19 May 2004, 13:40, archived)
#
but think of the fun we could have...

*squelch**squelch**squelch* *splurt*

etc

repeat.....
(Dangermouse., Wed 19 May 2004, 13:44, archived)
# But I'm not gonna be pissed :(
Thanks, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 19 May 2004, 13:39, archived)