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# My little boy is going to Loch Ness for his holidays


and he is desperate to see the Loch Ness monster. So I made him one :)
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:36, archived)
# ah thats nice
WOO

can we tell him the truth?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:38, archived)
# its not real???
*cries over shattered illusions*
(coloured_rings, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:40, archived)
# i never said it wasnt real

merely wanted to inform the child about nessies flatulence problem
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Well to be honest
I have a sneaking suspicion that he might just spot the fake...

but it was fun to do.
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:41, archived)
# *puts scuba gear away*

what fake.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Very
nice.

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:39, archived)
# You could always buy him this
www.sendit.com/video/item/7000000089025
and cut out the middle man.
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:42, archived)