Mary had a little lambYou could hear it's pelvis snap,
when the farmer from next door,
parked his Volvo on it's back.
(when the farmer from next door,
parked his Volvo on it's back.
routine has perfected burgers,
Fri 21 May 2004, 15:28,
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Mary had a little lambIt used to whistle tunes,
'til she melted both it's eyeballs,
with freshly heated spoons.
('til she melted both it's eyeballs,
with freshly heated spoons.
routine has perfected burgers,
Fri 21 May 2004, 15:30,
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mary had a little ramshe kept it in a tractor
its cock was like a rolling pin
and she giggled when it facked her
(its cock was like a rolling pin
and she giggled when it facked her
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 21 May 2004, 15:32,
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rightMary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bear.
I'm sorry this contains no fistfucking or spoons. My mind needs dirtifying.
(She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
but I've never seen her bear.
I'm sorry this contains no fistfucking or spoons. My mind needs dirtifying.
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Fri 21 May 2004, 15:35,
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