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OOOAAAAR...... dolly, you been to Ann Summer's again?

Wear this next time Mr. Prawn On!!!

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(codiak, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:36, archived)

now there

is an interesting twist

followed by a couple of deep thrusts

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:37, archived)

Haha

I thought one of its back legs was its cock!

/coat

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:38, archived)

it... probably... is...

(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Mon 24 May 2004, 16:41, archived)

*removes coat*

*puts on wellies*

*runs out of door to find sheep of his own*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:44, archived)

She'd look better

in a pair of fishnets.

(codiak, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:46, archived)

Nice bit of lipstick too...

*vomits*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

i think she took the credit card?

no pockets fof cash

(codiak, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:49, archived)

Well where would she keep the card

Actually don't answer that

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:51, archived)

not sure

but I'm doubting it's cock would be really woolly....

'noon all

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Spunkmeyer, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:45, archived)

You sound like

a man in the know...

/quivers in terror

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:47, archived)

nah, I know nothing about ovine knob

but porcine penis is corkscrew-esque

fact

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Spunkmeyer, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:52, archived)

I take it you watched that

program about pub knowledge then?

I want a universal remote control after watching that.

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:56, archived)

Cor!

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sick_boy, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:43, archived)

Thats the first time i've

seen a sheep with a wooden leg. how thoughtful of the farmer

*looks again*

... um, maybe the farmer isnt as compassionate as i thought

(monkeyinasuit, Mon 24 May 2004, 16:57, archived)

looks like a leg..

now youve said that, bugger.

"ooh dolly giz a paw"

(codiak, Mon 24 May 2004, 17:01, archived)