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# Aaaaaaah!
So God didn't use his omnipotence to make some more. He got poor old septegenarian Moses to carve another set.
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:05, archived)
# My personal interpretation
is that he broke the commandments rather that the tablets.
Let's face it - who hasn't coveted?
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:07, archived)
# Well...
I should think at his age, Moses might covet his neighbour's ass, but there wasn't a lot he could do about it.

Unless he had some of the viagra mentioned below.
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:09, archived)
# Unfortunately
my neighbour isn't that good looking
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:15, archived)
# Maybe he did
but he broke the tablets as well.
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:10, archived)
# I don't think
he was quite that old at the time.

Although of course, he was eventually. And lived to 120.
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:12, archived)
# You're right
He was older.

Exodus 7:7 "At the time when they spoke to the king, Moses was 80 years old, and Aaron was 83"

And we don't even finish the plagues until Exodus 12!
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:24, archived)
# And
He had a stutter.

How much less Charlton Heston can we get?

edit: Well, alright all I can say for sure is that he was no good at public speaking, which is why he got Aaron to do it for him. But I'm sure I remember hearing or reading somewhere that he had a stutter.
(, Sun 30 May 2004, 3:25, archived)
# yes
he had a stutter. I believe from putting a hot coal in his mouth as a child.
(, Mon 31 May 2004, 9:56, archived)
# way older
cos that was quite some time after the plagues...
(, Mon 31 May 2004, 9:58, archived)