Holy Moses!
Well, he liberated the Jews from Egypt...
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Well, he liberated the Jews from Egypt...
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Funny you should say that.
I was going to leave the torch out, but that had the unexpected ironic effect of making him do a Nazi salute.
Was Moses a Nazi?
Probably not, to be honest,
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Sun 30 May 2004, 2:55,
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Was Moses a Nazi?
Probably not, to be honest,
Yes! He'd been a naughty boy
and dropped dead just as they were coming up to the Jordan.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:20,
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but he did break
one of the tablets containing the 15 commandments.
Got away with it though.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 2:54,
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Got away with it though.
Was it Mel Brooks?
for some reason I thought it was Stanley Baxter.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 2:56,
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Bible ref.
He broke them both I think, but it was ok in the end, because God made him another set.
EDIT:
Exodus 34:1
"And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest."
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Sun 30 May 2004, 2:57,
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EDIT:
Exodus 34:1
"And the LORD said unto Moses, Hew thee two tables of stone like unto the first: and I will write upon these tables the words that were in the first tables, which thou brakest."
My thoughts precisely...
bollocks, very sensitive, so where oes he put them? Outside at knee height. What a fool!
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:05,
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Or Roman is
A very tall girl...
Or other person missing bollocks.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:11,
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Or other person missing bollocks.
I am
a chap, and my point was that knees can easily be manouvered into the bollock position - result being great pain!
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:14,
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I'm sure
human science would have discovered a way to cause pain to another's testicles no matter where God had chosen to locate them.
Alternatively, of course, you can believe that evolution put them in a stupid place...
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:22,
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Alternatively, of course, you can believe that evolution put them in a stupid place...
I prefer to believe
the whole thing is a dream and I am really a lizard sat on a rock somewhere
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:32,
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Aaaaaaah!
So God didn't use his omnipotence to make some more. He got poor old septegenarian Moses to carve another set.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:05,
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My personal interpretation
is that he broke the commandments rather that the tablets.
Let's face it - who hasn't coveted?
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:07,
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Let's face it - who hasn't coveted?
Well...
I should think at his age, Moses might covet his neighbour's ass, but there wasn't a lot he could do about it.
Unless he had some of the viagra mentioned below.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:09,
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Unless he had some of the viagra mentioned below.
I don't think
he was quite that old at the time.
Although of course, he was eventually. And lived to 120.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:12,
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Although of course, he was eventually. And lived to 120.
You're right
He was older.
Exodus 7:7 "At the time when they spoke to the king, Moses was 80 years old, and Aaron was 83"
And we don't even finish the plagues until Exodus 12!
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:24,
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Exodus 7:7 "At the time when they spoke to the king, Moses was 80 years old, and Aaron was 83"
And we don't even finish the plagues until Exodus 12!
And
He had a stutter.
How much less Charlton Heston can we get?
edit: Well, alright all I can say for sure is that he was no good at public speaking, which is why he got Aaron to do it for him. But I'm sure I remember hearing or reading somewhere that he had a stutter.
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:25,
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How much less Charlton Heston can we get?
edit: Well, alright all I can say for sure is that he was no good at public speaking, which is why he got Aaron to do it for him. But I'm sure I remember hearing or reading somewhere that he had a stutter.
yes
he had a stutter. I believe from putting a hot coal in his mouth as a child.
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Mon 31 May 2004, 9:56,
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No
Mel Brookes, Histry of the World part 1
"Behold! I bring you the 15...
CRASH
10! Commandments!"
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Sun 30 May 2004, 2:57,
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"Behold! I bring you the 15...
CRASH
10! Commandments!"
I bow to your
superior wisdom on this matter.
Although it was Dave Allen who had the voice activated house that did everything, then said, "Well bugger me!"
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Sun 30 May 2004, 3:00,
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Although it was Dave Allen who had the voice activated house that did everything, then said, "Well bugger me!"
It was the one with
Thou shalt not wear little round hats and grow your sideburn down to your shoulder. Yet the adultry one stayed in. Tough break.
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