I'm sure
human science would have discovered a way to cause pain to another's testicles no matter where God had chosen to locate them.
Alternatively, of course, you can believe that evolution put them in a stupid place...
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sun 30 May 2004, 3:22,
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I prefer to believe
the whole thing is a dream and I am really a lizard sat on a rock somewhere
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Roman Totale,
Sun 30 May 2004, 3:32,
archived)