Well said.I'm sure there are excellent forums specifically designed for such things. Round here you're more likely to get something like this quote from the ever-lovable Baz:
'This isn't a rest-home for the emotionally spacko you know?'
('This isn't a rest-home for the emotionally spacko you know?'
supermoore: HUNG,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:14,
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AlrightI was only giving an excuse for my pic sucking, not asking for a hug and a bunch of flowers
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Mon 31 May 2004, 12:15,
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It's not a personal dig at you!Or i would have mentioned the words 'twunt' and/or 'kitten-flaps'.
:)
PS- are you an American B3tan?
(:)
PS- are you an American B3tan?
hoifbjifbef,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:16,
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Oh.You just used the same Americanism 3 times in the same thread....
Was just checking.
(Was just checking.
hoifbjifbef,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:19,
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Explain...
(i'm not a fan of americans, my dads american but luckerly I've never spent more than 2 weeks with him a year)
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Mon 31 May 2004, 12:21,
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(i'm not a fan of americans, my dads american but luckerly I've never spent more than 2 weeks with him a year)
Well you seem to have a strange affinity with 'sucking'.*snigger*
( hoifbjifbef,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:22,
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YepI know its wrong but it feels sooooo good (Yep I watch LOG)
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Mon 31 May 2004, 12:23,
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Could you BE anymore influenced./Spacky pseudo-American 'Friends' speech.
( hoifbjifbef,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:25,
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Errr, ok...I ment as in... I had my legs waxed for £5, I drunk a shot of my own piss for £2, I apple bobbed in boiling water for £4, I ate a little bit of burger my friend chucked up for £2 (I failed this as I couldnt swallow coz I kept gagging), I got spanked on the ass with a 2" by 2" flaming piece of wood and put a burning twig out on my cock for £1.50. Oh and last night I stole an inflatible shark for the fun of it from a "Welcome Break" service station.
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Mon 31 May 2004, 12:32,
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yes I amThe shark just makes me feel special (hes in the passenger seat of my car right now all belted in)
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Mon 31 May 2004, 12:35,
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you know the problems you're havingit's because you're a twunt...
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:35,
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no Jonny Knoxville does it for a company that pay him to hurt himself in a stupidbut reasonably safe way.
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:40,
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Good pointMust be option A then.
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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:40,
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"put a burning twig out on my cock for £1.50"That's just cheap. This isn't the recession y'know, people will pay good money to see someone put a burning twig out on their cock.
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Mon 31 May 2004, 13:30,
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He disappeared to the other placeIt is a shame, as usually he was spot on, and didn't insult anyone who didn't deserve it, but now we have to be all fluffy and nice.
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magnum,
Mon 31 May 2004, 12:26,
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