WooyaySlight TJ: how come you could always piss higher as a kid than you can now?
Erm. Not that I try.
(Erm. Not that I try.
Malchick,
Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00,
archived)
Two possibilities:1) you were shorter, so it just seemed like it was higher
2) Your cock-spurting muscles steadily deteriorate as you get older (probably thanks to too much fwapping) until impotence finally takes you, you fail to achieve erections even when being fellated by nubile lovielies at £500 an hour, and your man juices no longer even trickle out.
Solution? Penis exercises. Lots of 'em
(2) Your cock-spurting muscles steadily deteriorate as you get older (probably thanks to too much fwapping) until impotence finally takes you, you fail to achieve erections even when being fellated by nubile lovielies at £500 an hour, and your man juices no longer even trickle out.
Solution? Penis exercises. Lots of 'em
TV's Nosemonkey,
Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:09,
archived)