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[challenge entry] There really ought to be one of these.


Humble apologies if been done - just back from holiday and not time to spazz yet.

From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! godstar, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
# heh
like it, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Imp
ressive pissing!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Edit:
nevermind, I've just worked out what your banging on about.

Filthy child!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# (see blue plaque on wall in upper picture)
although the backgrounds are clearly different.
(schnurricane, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Wooyay
Slight TJ: how come you could always piss higher as a kid than you can now?
Erm. Not that I try.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Malchick, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Two possibilities:
1) you were shorter, so it just seemed like it was higher
2) Your cock-spurting muscles steadily deteriorate as you get older (probably thanks to too much fwapping) until impotence finally takes you, you fail to achieve erections even when being fellated by nubile lovielies at £500 an hour, and your man juices no longer even trickle out.

Solution? Penis exercises. Lots of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:09, archived)
# fabby dabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I've decided to become the first special needs person in porno.
My first film is called Cuntz in Space. A rip-roaring rollercoaster ride of passion and phlegm. I get £20 pound for doing double anal, but it's better than doing hair.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# you might have to for some versions
of porn
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:04, archived)
# What?
You mean "do hair"? I suppose I could become the hairiest special needs person in porno. I do have lots of body hair for a lady. I think its something to do with my polystyrene ovaries.

I've got to go now. I'm only a fluffer at the moment, but the director says I have 'massive appeal'.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# the
fuck?!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'll be available in DVD format very soon.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Yay to
spit roasted spackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I'm calling myself Trisomy Tina.
I hope to win a porno Oscar and show how beautiful sex can be between peoples of different genetic quality.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:14, archived)
# How about staring in
Emonguelle
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# nice!
and fairly impressive to boot
(we had a chap at school who could spray over the top of the cubicle wall
although this allegedly required some wang-swinging for extra velocity)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Arf!
Aim high my boy, aim high...
(JcmS, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!
top marks!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:10, archived)