There really ought to be one of these.
Humble apologies if been done - just back from holiday and not time to spazz yet.
From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)
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Humble apologies if been done - just back from holiday and not time to spazz yet.
From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)
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Edit:
nevermind, I've just worked out what your banging on about.
Filthy child!
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00,
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Filthy child!
(see blue plaque on wall in upper picture)
although the backgrounds are clearly different.
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03,
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Wooyay
Slight TJ: how come you could always piss higher as a kid than you can now?
Erm. Not that I try.
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00,
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Erm. Not that I try.
Two possibilities:
1) you were shorter, so it just seemed like it was higher
2) Your cock-spurting muscles steadily deteriorate as you get older (probably thanks to too much fwapping) until impotence finally takes you, you fail to achieve erections even when being fellated by nubile lovielies at £500 an hour, and your man juices no longer even trickle out.
Solution? Penis exercises. Lots of 'em
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:09,
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2) Your cock-spurting muscles steadily deteriorate as you get older (probably thanks to too much fwapping) until impotence finally takes you, you fail to achieve erections even when being fellated by nubile lovielies at £500 an hour, and your man juices no longer even trickle out.
Solution? Penis exercises. Lots of 'em
I've decided to become the first special needs person in porno.
My first film is called Cuntz in Space. A rip-roaring rollercoaster ride of passion and phlegm. I get £20 pound for doing double anal, but it's better than doing hair.
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03,
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What?
You mean "do hair"? I suppose I could become the hairiest special needs person in porno. I do have lots of body hair for a lady. I think its something to do with my polystyrene ovaries.
I've got to go now. I'm only a fluffer at the moment, but the director says I have 'massive appeal'.
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:07,
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I've got to go now. I'm only a fluffer at the moment, but the director says I have 'massive appeal'.
I'm calling myself Trisomy Tina.
I hope to win a porno Oscar and show how beautiful sex can be between peoples of different genetic quality.
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Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:14,
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