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[challenge entry] There really ought to be one of these.

Humble apologies if been done - just back from holiday and not time to spazz yet.

From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
# heh
like it, woo!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Imp
ressive pissing!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Edit:
nevermind, I've just worked out what your banging on about.

Filthy child!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# (see blue plaque on wall in upper picture)
although the backgrounds are clearly different.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Wooyay
Slight TJ: how come you could always piss higher as a kid than you can now?
Erm. Not that I try.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Two possibilities:
1) you were shorter, so it just seemed like it was higher
2) Your cock-spurting muscles steadily deteriorate as you get older (probably thanks to too much fwapping) until impotence finally takes you, you fail to achieve erections even when being fellated by nubile lovielies at £500 an hour, and your man juices no longer even trickle out.

Solution? Penis exercises. Lots of 'em
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:09, archived)
# fabby dabby.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I've decided to become the first special needs person in porno.
My first film is called Cuntz in Space. A rip-roaring rollercoaster ride of passion and phlegm. I get £20 pound for doing double anal, but it's better than doing hair.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# you might have to for some versions
of porn
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:04, archived)
# What?
You mean "do hair"? I suppose I could become the hairiest special needs person in porno. I do have lots of body hair for a lady. I think its something to do with my polystyrene ovaries.

I've got to go now. I'm only a fluffer at the moment, but the director says I have 'massive appeal'.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:07, archived)
# the
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Don't worry.
I'll be available in DVD format very soon.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Yay to
spit roasted spackers!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:11, archived)
# I'm calling myself Trisomy Tina.
I hope to win a porno Oscar and show how beautiful sex can be between peoples of different genetic quality.
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:14, archived)
# How about staring in
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:19, archived)
# nice!
and fairly impressive to boot
(we had a chap at school who could spray over the top of the cubicle wall
although this allegedly required some wang-swinging for extra velocity)
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Arf!
Aim high my boy, aim high...
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Ahahahahahahaha!
top marks!
(, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:10, archived)