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# i dunno
I used to work in Primark and my girlfriend works in Matalan, and we usualy find it's mostly absolute fucking morons (and es, taking into account the vast majority of people are fucking morons, at least as soon as they enter a shop). These are people who turn stupidity into an art form, that can leave you speechless and in a state of shock with the sheer scale of their mental mediocrity, the kind of people who ask 'where's upstairs?'

where do you think?!
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:14, archived)
# reminds me of my time in argos
old dear looking at the STEAM IRON page - "are all these irons steam irons?"

bloke buying some earrings "you do know sir that earrings are excluded from the 16 day mbg because reasons of hygeine" - "really, why's that then?"
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:17, archived)
# nice....
...but try being asked why you can't return underwear :|
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 21:36, archived)
# woo!
I work there!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 22:40, archived)
# woo!
I work at Matalan!!!!!
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 22:41, archived)
# if...
...you work at the one in Coatbridge, Scotland, I'll be worried :P
(, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)