The fabric of the universe would twist in on itself
and we'd all turn into cheese. I call it 'the pearoast-induced lactose effect.'
(
rabid peanut - s'fucking right,
Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:08,
archived)
PILEs
has a nice ring to it
(
GrandmaOfShoes,
Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:10,
archived)