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(pantseatflyer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:14, archived)
# the little dog laughed
to see such fun

oh such fun!
(ice sickle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:18, archived)
# Again!
Again!
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:24, archived)
# .
(staggs28, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:50, archived)
# hehehe
nice.

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:53, archived)
# hahahahahsahahahahahhahahdahsfhafhhgwahgewhha~~~~~~!!!!

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:05, archived)
# what's the difference between John Kerry and a bottle of ketchup?
Nothing. They were both made by his wife's family.


EDIT: © 2004 by me, btw. So pay up if you want to use it! ;)
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:33, archived)
# what's the difference between Bill Clinton and a tumbleweed?

Both get blown everywhere they go, but only one of them has been President.

EDIT: My wife guessed this as the punchline instead --
"One of them came out of a bush, and another is always getting into a bush."

/she's saucy, my girl.
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:55, archived)
# What's the difference between George W. Bush and Will Ferrell?

Nothing. Neither one is really a President, they just play one on TV.

EDIT: My wife also guessed at a different punchline for this one --
"Will Ferrell is a better actor."
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:57, archived)
# sorry to break the line, but that's the fucking truth
but I do think that will ferrel is far more entertaining than this George whatshisname character
EDIT and those jokes are terrible
(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:06, archived)
# your edit
set me up the bomb...






*sobs*


;)
(tookishlad, Tue 22 Jun 2004, 7:48, archived)