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# Bah...
I'm telling school mates that I can't go out with them as I'm hanging out with work mates.

And I'm telling work mates I can't go to the pub tonight cause I'm hanging out with school mates.

Everything is shit.


(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:06, archived)
# Tell them both
you'd rather make cool graphics of spinning red poo princes.

surely they'll understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:08, archived)
# He has friends you know...
I wouldn't call 'em poo....
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:11, archived)
# a flaming dingleberry
then?
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:14, archived)
# King Testicle III
to you
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:15, archived)
# see!
I was close! Only a taint away....
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:17, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:19, archived)
# ...
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:18, archived)
# yikes!

that's a regular gang, that is!

woo!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)
# They are all very fluffy...
so don't worry!
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:22, archived)
# hehehe
i dont think old osama himself could keep a straight face looking at something as cute as that
(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:25, archived)
# Hehe,
The one on the left, He likes pudding.

The one in the middle, she likes Marshmellows.

And the one on the right likes cat food.
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:29, archived)
# i see
said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw
(wampa_stompa, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:46, archived)
# It wasn't intended as unkind.
more as a metaphor.

/edit: how does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:15, archived)
# He knows of no such sense...
100% FACT.
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:37, archived)
# Shotguns.
Always the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:09, archived)
# my coping process is a four-stager, which you might want to try:
liquor, cigarettes, Aurora Snow porn, then wanking

repeat until unconscious or en route to hospital due to blisters
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:17, archived)
# Bah,
I don't smoke. I is doomed.
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:19, archived)
# i only smoke
when people set me on fire
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)
# I only smoke
because there is voodoo on me.

(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:20, archived)
# I quit
every time I put one out
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:23, archived)
# classic!
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:32, archived)
# woo yay!
i hereby decree his name shall be King Testicle III
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:31, archived)
# That's all good and well,
But where is one and two?
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 6:46, archived)