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# My cat
is so intelligent, he looks like a border collie.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:43, archived)
# my cat is so smart
it's fooled me into thinking it's imaginary and that i dont actual have a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:45, archived)
# That's the best sort of cat.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:48, archived)
# better than the one who looks like jemma jameson
and gladly obliges fellaio any given time of night or day in return for some doggy style action?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# suit yourself
now, where's my cat gone....?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# yes
BECAUSE FUCKING A CAT WOULD BE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:50, archived)
# but what if it fools you into thinking it really is
jemma jameson
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:51, archived)
# perhaps
it's jemma jameson fooling you into thinking she's some kind of filthy-minded cat who fools you into thinking it's actually jemma jameson
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:54, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Yes,
it would. All bestiality is wrong. Don't even joke about it. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:52, archived)
# don;t pass judgement
on soemthing you haven't tried
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:53, archived)
# Maybe I'm just
a frustrated animal-shagger in denial.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# You're on of those "furry" people
arn't ya?
/disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:56, archived)
# no
hence the jemma jameson fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:58, archived)
# no
the jemma jameson who is really a cat fantasy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:01, archived)
# OMG
genius
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:02, archived)
# I don't have
a cat, but my cat that I don't have is so damn smart, it's fooled me into thinking that I do have a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:49, archived)
# That is
quite remarkable.

If that statement has any comedic intent, then I am afraid it is lost on me, for I am fairly drunk and can't work out any jokes more complex than this:

What is yellow, sticky and smells of vanilla?
--- The Mos Eisley Cantina.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

/wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 2:46, archived)