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# thats a bit of a bugger!
knew a girl with no arms once - but she was armless!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:48, archived)
# So is a cockney Mostly...
... 'Armless.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Dear Sir,
In response to your joke of Sunday June 27th 2004, you claim that you knew a girl with no arms once, but she was armless. By virtue of the fact that you had already stated she was armless, I would like to point out that further clarification of this aspect of her anatomical personality was highly unnecessary. I suggest that for future reference, you use the more conventional "'armless'" spelling, whereby dropping the "aich", as it were, and replacing with an apostrophe will greatly improve your joke telling skills. I hope this helps.

Dr. Bottomley-Trumpet
Sweden Institute Of Arse.

/pissy
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)
# read your comment
read your name

a connection, no?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# just being arsey today
because I have no friends. not t'other way round.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)

people take b3ta far too seriously!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# dear sir
fuck off

/runs and hides

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)