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# i was watching Big Brother last night (i know shoot me)
but i just couldnt stop thinking that Dan reminds me of Arthur Dent...!

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:42, archived)
# The
TV series was crap
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:46, archived)
# its wasnt too good!
but the books were great! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Yes
indeedy. *points to name*
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:50, archived)
# looks at name!
hits himself upside the head!

:o) one of my fav writters old adams!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)
# There be a film soon too
Clicky
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Mos Def?
oh dear...
(The Spelling Police, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# that's the only one i've read.
I laughed at the discription of the fella he meets called Russell. My name is russell, and i am ginger and have glasses and like billiards, so I identified with it.

not all true
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)
# gets out gun
points ....
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:47, archived)
# looks a tad like dominic diamond there
saw bblb today, and have decided that the new girl only has one boob.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:47, archived)
# thats a bit of a bugger!
knew a girl with no arms once - but she was armless!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:48, archived)
# So is a cockney Mostly...
... 'Armless.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Dear Sir,
In response to your joke of Sunday June 27th 2004, you claim that you knew a girl with no arms once, but she was armless. By virtue of the fact that you had already stated she was armless, I would like to point out that further clarification of this aspect of her anatomical personality was highly unnecessary. I suggest that for future reference, you use the more conventional "'armless'" spelling, whereby dropping the "aich", as it were, and replacing with an apostrophe will greatly improve your joke telling skills. I hope this helps.

Dr. Bottomley-Trumpet
Sweden Institute Of Arse.

/pissy
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)
# read your comment
read your name

a connection, no?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# just being arsey today
because I have no friends. not t'other way round.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)

people take b3ta far too seriously!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:59, archived)
# dear sir
fuck off

/runs and hides

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# dominic
gamesmaster golden joystick

diamond

always thought the contestants looked just thrilled to get one of those
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)
# helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:48, archived)
# how do!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)
# back on the internet,
good to be back too.
been a bit hectic past few days moving out from lancaster, back down to sunny leamington spa.
*listens to cheers theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:52, archived)
# Oooh... I know your vicar then.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:54, archived)
# there's a couple of churches,
i know rev. alistair mort.
off to eat now, tata.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:55, archived)
# Nope, different one.
Ta ta!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:57, archived)
# Making your way in the world today
takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get a way? *dundunn*
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your naaame,
And they're always gald you caame (inanonsexualsortofway)
You wanna go where nyehnyehnyeh
And troubles are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name!

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:56, archived)
# And near the end of that piece is a lad's face who I can't stand.
I have to look away from the screen.
A ye olde picture with a snotty lad in it.

Grr! Rage over.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:58, archived)
# i want to be that guy
and look repugnantly smug as I look down my nose at everyone else.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:02, archived)
# I want his hat.
His hat is cool. I like hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:06, archived)
# helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sunshine Elephant!
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Hello there!
Dammit, Sunshine turns up and I'm off in ten minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! feaf, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 19:51, archived)
# hahaha he looks like John Tickle from a previous BB
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jun 2004, 20:00, archived)