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# When I go to
MuckDonalds, it always gives me stomach cramps, and when I go for a shit, they all float...

/Edit. How rude.

WOO!
(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:45, archived)
# Then why do you go?
I am proud to say I have only ever been in one once - never again.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:46, archived)
# I do not.
It was merely an excuse to weave "they all float" into a reply. I would not eat there if I had spent a year in an Ethiopian village.
Sorry.
(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:47, archived)
# You don't have to apologise to me!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:48, archived)
# In that case
I'm not sorry! Muahahah!
sorry
(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
# McMuffins are the worlds best hangover cure.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:49, archived)
# When consumed
anally perhaps.
(Xybex, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I haven't tried them that way yet,
but I'm prepared to try anything once.

/apart from Morris Dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 22:54, archived)