If you have a kitchen like I used to work in,
you have special trousers for cooking in.
something in there should do the trick.
off you go....
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Dangermouse.,
Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:05,
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I'm thinking of either
prawns in his pockets (the buggers stink anyway)
or
dipping the headband of his h&s hat in bleach, and seeing how long it takes for his hair to change colour!
I might leave now, see if any other flashes of genius enter my skull
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cookie_freak,
Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:12,
archived)
try anything
involving marmite
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olivier8 (euroloon),
Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:21,
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