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My head hurts, yet I drank practically nothing yesterday. Life is unfair.

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)

Dehydrated..

Cure= BEER!!!!!

Go and drink lots, straightaway.

(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)

I have Florida squeezed pink grapefruit juice (with juicy bits)

(Buy any 2, save £1 or save 50p per carton), which is apparently "delicious simply served in a tall glass topped with crushed ice, but for a special drink with a bit of something extra, mix equal amounts of cold iced tea and juice together and add a shot of rum."

I have no rum. Life is unfair.

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:57, archived)

substitute something of equil potential.

vodka, brandy, bacardi, screenwash/antifreeze...

(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)

There's some bleach in the store cupboard.

Reckon that'll do it?

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)

That's the stuff..

"Barman! A domestos-colada please"...

(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)

I was abducted by aliens

I remember just sitting at a party, then all I remember was waking up having totally lost time, the aliens had abducted me and given me a mind probe giving me an awesome headache, they had also stolen half the contents of some really strong tequila I had.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)

Mind probe or anal probe?

Headache or arseache?

The truth will out.

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TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)