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[challenge entry] for the competition

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(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:02, archived)
#
He looks "utterly" depressed.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:04, archived)
# udderly


/pedant
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:05, archived)
# hey, dude
why the long face?

ha ha

(ahem)
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:06, archived)
# That's how everyone
greets Celine Dion
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# That is Celine Dion.
Isn't it?
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:08, archived)
# yay thats great!
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# i don't want to beef about it
but some people are really milking this competition

He looks fresian, perhaps he should wear a jersey

\woo
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:07, archived)
# perhaps
he should heffer party to cheer himself up?
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# ...and get leathered?
.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:10, archived)
# he could
have a joint?

steak his claim to be happy once more

er...

um...

(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:12, archived)
# yeah, and put on some moosic
but be careful not to hoof up
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:14, archived)
# maybe
he wouldn't be a-bull t-bone his girlfriend unless she was up for some rump-y pumpy
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:16, archived)
# .
\respect for punnage,

not often am i outpunned

(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:19, archived)
# thank you
but I managed to break my brain with all the effort!

(note, me and my dad used to practice puns around the family dinner table when I was a kid - I've been punning since I was about 10!)

now 34!
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:22, archived)
# hahaaha
you said beef and milk
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# BEEF JUICE!
.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:09, archived)
# yay!
that is all
(, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 17:44, archived)